#Revelations. Humorous collection

© Igor Bovsunovsky, 2021

ISBN 978-5-0051-9092-5

Created with Ridero smart publishing system

Book one. Revelations behind the wheel

REVELATION #1

There is a legend that if you stroke the dashboard in winter and gently touch the steering wheel, the car will start easier.

REVELATION #2

No one is as surprising as a pedestrian who calmly went out onto the road from behind a bus while talking on the phone.

REVELATION #3

Nothing raises self-esteem like waiting for a bright future near an unregulated pedestrian crossing.

REVELATION #4

The real driver only turns left when the green light comes on.

REVELATION #5

The seventies is such a professional with a sign on the glass who holds the steering wheel with only one hand, and not turn on the turns is his privilege.

REVELATION #6

Unbelievable, but true: under “give way” a more expensive car has an advantage.

REVELATION #7

The more limited the visibility of the road, the more likely someone is there.

REVELATION #8

A real driver always has a self-tapping screw in stock. In the tire. On the road.

REVELATION #9

The number of outbids is directly proportional to the kilograms of putty on the car body.

REVELATION #10

If you really want to, then you can turn left from the extreme right lane.

REVELATION #11

A real pedestrian is a person who walks slowly, wearing headphones and a hood, outside the pedestrian crossing, without looking around.

REVELATION #12

After installing a thin spare wheel, the priority vehicle speed is set to at least 100 km / h.

REVELATION #13

You don’t need to sleep for several hours to conquer sleep. It is enough to open all the windows and turn on the music at full volume.

REVELATION #14

The cheaper the car, the louder the music plays in it.

REVELATION #15

The closer a pedestrian is to a puddle on the carriageway, the faster you need to drive on it.

REVELATION #16

If you are driving around the yard in the evening, it is not necessary to turn on the light. Enough dimensions. Better yet, step on the pedal, because all parking spaces can take.

REVELATION #17

A real driver under the sign 60 always drives 68 km / h.

REVELATION #18

After washing, the car most of all attracts the attention of birds.

REVELATION #19

Foam and wood are the best materials for repairing thresholds.

REVELATION #20

The cheaper the car, the more accessories.

REVELATION #21

A young driver is such a professional for whom turning always gives an advantage.

REVELATION #22

It doesn’t matter how much on the speedometer. The main thing is to have time to pass the flashing traffic light.

REVELATION #23

An unregulated pedestrian crossing is a podium where you can walk as slowly as possible. From the hip. Or you can even suddenly stop and go back.

REVELATION #24

An outstretched hand of a pedestrian can stop even a loaded truck in an instant.

REVELATION #25

You shouldn’t ride a sport bike less than 200 km / h. So that without suffering.

REVELATION #26

You don’t have to look in the rearview mirror to open the door and get out of the car. The truck will instantly stop in front of the opened door.

REVELATION #27

A real racer turns on the high beam in revenge, because a real racer does not blind anyone. Racer who teaches others on the road.

REVELATION #28

The earlier the driver turns on the turn in the field of view of the inspector, rebuilding to another lane, the more likely it is that he will be stopped, “pulled out” even from behind another car.

REVELATION #29

If the design feature of the car allows you to overcome sections of the road with large puddles, then its speed should be directly proportional to the number of participants in the oncoming lane.