5,000 Great One Liners

My mate told me that I just don't understand irony.

Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. An onion just told me a joke.I don't know whether to laugh or cry. A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub.He seemed like a decent feller. I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think... Weiter