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Some glittering reviews for the books:
“Loved Geek Girl. Wise, funny and true, with a proper nerd heroine you’re laughing with as much as at. Almost”
James Henry, writer of Smack the Pony and Green Wing
“I would highly recommend Geek Girl to anyone who likes a good laugh and enjoys a one-of-a-kind story”
Mia, Guardian Children’s Books website
“Smart, sassy and very funny”
Bookseller
“Brilliantly funny and fresh … A feel-good satisfying gem”
Books for Keeps
“There’s laughter and tears in this hilarious roller-coaster story”
Julia Eccleshare
“Simultaneously hilarious and heart-warming. Everyone should read this book”
We Love This Book
“Pure fun”
School Library Journal
Copyright
First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2015
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Copyright © Holly Smale 2015
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Source ISBN: 9780008163440
Ebook Edition © 2015 ISBN: 9780008165635
Version: 2015-12-08
For all my geek girls and boys, wherever you are.
Merry Christmas.
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Read on for more geekery …
Read on for a bonus Geek Girl story …
Acknowledgements
About the Author
About the Publisher
celebrate [cel-e-brate] verb
1 To observe or commemorate an event
2 To mark with festivities
3 To proclaim or make public
4 To praise widely
5 To perform appropriate rites and ceremonies
ORIGIN from the Latin celebrare – to honour
My name is Harriet Manners, and I love Christmas.
You can tell I love Christmas because I start celebrating it in the middle of August.
I do it subtly, obviously.
A tinsel brooch here, a life-size plastic reindeer with flashing nose there.
“Harriet,” my stepmother said this year when I wheeled it into the hallway.
“Annabel,” I replied, making my face as angelic as possible. “Did you know that the majority of male reindeers lose their antlers in winter? That means that Rudolph was almost definitely a girl. Don’t you think we should be reminded of this every day of the year?”
Annabel laughed and put the reindeer back in the garden shed, along with my ‘Jingle Cat – Meowy Christmas’ album and the cinnamon incense sticks I’d hidden behind the radiators.
So I think the answer was no.
In September I constructed a battle of pink versus white sugar mice on the living room carpet, and October was spent sticking thick wads of cotton wool along the edge of every external windowsill so it looked like it had just been snowing.
“Harriet,” Annabel repeated, which means November was spent cleaning it all off again.
Now it’s the middle of December and I’m finally allowed to start marking the occasion, I’m so excited I feel like a shaken can: except instead of soda, Christmas is fizzing straight out.
I have made a neat list of my favourite Christmas animals, and my favourite Christmas foods, and my favourite Christmas songs, and my favourite Christmas lists.
I’ve created a gift plan with associated shopping map, and a detailed Q and A to hand out on Christmas morning so I can accurately deduce how much people really like their presents.
Together, my best friend and I found a traditional mince pie recipe from a Tudor recipe book written in 1543 and cooked them perfectly. (Then threw them all away, because there’s a reason mince pies are now vegetarian.)
I’ve made Christmassy pie charts and PowerPoints, line graphs and crosswords.
I’ve even had a couple of epic festive-themed fights with my parents, because laughing at a letter I wrote to Father Christmas when I was five years old is just not entering into the appropriate spirit of things.
And – most importantly – I’ve decorated.
In fact, thanks to school having just broken up for the Christmas holidays, my house is starting to look like something Santa would visit incognito out of sheer embarrassment.
I have Christmasified everything.
With barely contained happiness, I have glitterised and spangalised, frostificated and shimmerised. I have sparklificated and made up a whole range of festive verbs and written them in my notepad.
But it doesn’t make much of a difference.
Because four days ago, in a dark TV studio in the middle of London, a beautiful model boy held my hand.
I had my First Ever Kiss.
And now it doesn’t matter how much sparkle I spray, or glitter I drop: it feels like I’m decorating from the inside out.
The shiniest thing here this Christmas is me.
Here are some other important festive Firsts:
Not that I’m trying to compare one kiss with significant festive moments that changed the entire course of human history.
But I think I know how their inventors felt.
It may have changed the course of mine.
“And,” I tell Nat, happily bouncing up and down on the sofa with a tiny red frosted T-rex on a string clutched between my hands, “we spend an average of two weeks of our lives just kissing. Isn’t that wonderful?”
“Mmm,” my best friend says, taking the dinosaur off me, frowning at it and putting it back in the decoration box.
“Plus each kiss burns up to three calories,” I inform her, handing her a giraffe coated in green glitter. “That means it is twice as productive as sleeping.”
“Wow,” Nat says, putting that away too.
“And studies have shown that we remember ninety per cent of the details of our first kiss.” I bounce up and down a few more times with a tin-foil robot. “Although in my case, I think it might be even more.”
Like, ninety-nine per cent at the very least.
I remember everything.
I remember the quietness after everyone abruptly left us alone in the television studio, and the unexpected flush in Nick’s cheeks when he told me he liked me.
I remember the way he reminded me all over again of a lion: big, wild hair and cat-shaped eyes and a mouth that curved upwards at the corners.
I remember the deep breath he took as he stepped forward.
The way he looked at every part of my face.
The way I studied every inch of his.
I can still see the ski-slope shape of his nose; smell the faint lime-green scent of his breath; feel the tickle of a dark curl against my forehead and how his bottom lip was warm and dry.
I can still feel the throb in my ears, and the heat in my cheeks, and the way my heart skittered around my chest like a deer on ice.
Literally still feel it.
Maybe I should work on not remembering quite so much. Kissing causes a sudden surge of dopamine and adrenaline through the system, and mine appears to have lasted three and a half whole days.
“Gosh,” Nat says, handing me a boring gold bell and pointing firmly at the tree. “That. Is. Amazing.”
“I know.” I beam at my best friend. Nat’s been camped out at my house pretty much constantly since The Kiss happened. She claims it’s to help me decorate, but I think I know the truth.
It’s so I Don’t Do Anything Stupid.
Which is totally unnecessary. I don’t even know what that would be.
“And,” I continue breathlessly, gazing in rapture up at the beautiful, sparkling Christmas tree, “scientists say that five out of twelve cranial nerves in the brain light up when you kiss someone. You are literally connecting with your minds. Isn’t that just the most romantic thing you’ve ever h—”
“OK,” Nat says calmly, throwing a piece of red tinsel on the floor. “Enough.”
I stare at it in consternation, and then at her.
“What are you talking about? You can never have enough tinsel, Natalie. Never. It is a physical impossibility.”
Like time travel, or the ability to put a chocolate bar back in the fridge once the wrapper’s open.
“No, I mean enough of this.” Nat points at me. “Enough about kissing. Enough about Nick. Enough hopping up and down while I do all the decorating. It’s time to stop now.”
Huh. OK.
My adrenaline and dopamine levels are so high they’ve actually managed to seep out and exhaust my best friend too.
“I’m sorry,” I say, obediently hanging a silver bauble on a lower branch. Nat’s right: while I’ve been bouncing, she’s decorated pretty much the whole tree. “It’s just … It’s all so perfect, Nat. Christmas, romance, my momentous coming of age as a kissable human being.” I shake my head in wonder. “It really is the most magical time of the year.”
There’s a long silence.
The kind of silence you could wind round a fir tree, should you be interested in decorating with silences.
Then Nat sits down next to me and puts her arm round my shoulder. “That’s not what I meant,” she says gently. “I meant … time’s up.”
Because the main reason my best friend hasn’t left my side is it’s been nearly four whole days now since I had my first kiss.
And Nick still hasn’t called.
Obviously, I like rules.
Rules stop people cheating in exams, and filling out official documentation in pencil, or just putting the king anywhere they like in a game of chess. Rules prevent running in school corridors and walking all over the grass at Cambridge University like total savages.
Rules allow geeks like me to know what to do, and when to do it, and then to try and make other people do it too, even when they don’t really want to.
Rules put the world in order.
But as much as I like a good distinct rule, some are obviously more flexible and open to interpretation. More like – let’s be honest – suggestions.
And I think the Three Day Rule is a guideline.
“But he’s only six hours over the limit,” I remind her. “It’s been less than seventy-seven hours and fifty-three minutes since it happened.”
I should know: I’ve programmed it into my stopwatch.
“Harriet,” Nat sighs patiently, “if a boy doesn’t make contact within three days, they’re not going to. That’s the law.”
I frown. “Chickens aren’t allowed to cross the road in Georgia: that’s a law. Not having a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7pm in Oklahoma: that’s a law. Using a phone is not actually a legal requirement.”
Although frankly, of the three options, it’s the one I’d vote for.
“Not a law law,” my best friend admits reluctantly. “But it’s the law of dating and everybody knows it.”
“I didn’t know it.”
She nods as if this goes without saying. “Everybody apart from you. And maybe some random Inuit girl who’s been buried under a pile of ice for the last twenty billion years and is still waiting for some idiot to ring her.”
I laugh. “In fairness, the big bang only happened fourteen billion years ago, so the universe not existing yet is probably a legitimate excuse.”
“It’s the only legitimate excuse,” she growls.
“And maybe Nick doesn’t know the rules either,” I add, ignoring her. “Statistically, the average phone is broken within eleven weeks. There are many possible reasons why he’s not calling.”
“Sure,” Nat says darkly. “Maybe his fingers have been snapped off and fed to a party of hungry Christmas elves.”
I laugh. I love my best friend when she gets angry and protective. She starts staring into space and muttering threats like Batman.
But it’s just not going to work.
Nat can be as cynical as she likes – there are way too many love chemicals currently rushing through my body for me to feel anxious. I am bouncing on a fluffy Christmas marshmallow of my own biological optimism.
It’s kind of funny, really.
We both knew that eventually a boy would enter the equation for one of us first. It’s just that in ten years of friendship, we never guessed that he might be for me.
“Have a little faith in romance,” I say reassuringly, jumping up and skipping to the switch in the wall. “Trust in the magic of the season, Nat. Nothing’s going to go wrong. It’s Christmas.”
Grinning, I switch the tree lights on with a tiny pop.
And – with a burst of ‘Joy to the World’ – my phone starts ringing.
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