A Tender Attachment: A Farce

'A Tender Attachment: A Farce' is a play written by George M. Baker. The play opens with a conversation between two characters, Mr. Clapboard and Ebenezer Crotchet, discussing Ebenezer's runaway son. Ebenezer has received an anonymous note claiming that his son has formed a «tender attachment,» and he has come to Clapboard's house to investigate. As the conversation progresses, the two characters engage in a heated argument, with Ebenezer becoming increasingly frustrated with Clapboard's responses.