The Priceless Pearl

"The girl is simply too good-looking," said Bunner, the office manager, in a high, complaining voice. «She is industrious, intelligent, punctual, and well-mannered, but simply too good-looking—a disturbing element in the office on account of her appearance. I made a grave mistake in engaging her.» The president, who had been a professor of botany at a great university before he resigned in order to become head of The Universal Encyclopedia of Necessary Knowledge Publishing Corporation, was a trifle deaf, but had not as yet admitted the fact to himself; and he inquired with the patient, slightly contemptuous surprise of the deaf, «But I do not understand why she is crying.» «It is not she who is crying,» answered the office manager regretfully; «it is Mr. Rixon, our third vice president. He is crying because he has most, unfortunately, become interested in the young woman—fallen in love with her—so my stenographer tells me.»